Gary Panter's Platform is the best one I've heard so far. Is it too soon for a write-in campaign?

(You may know Gary Panter as the designer of Pee-Wee's Playhouse. He has all kinds of amazing stuff on his website. I got one of his custom drawings once which I'll always treasure, assuming I can find it.)

(Thanks to comics reporter Tom Spurgeon. Hey! Spurgeon noticed our art show too!)