Yesterday, as is the tradition in my country, I:

• publicly splashed around in the surf at Baker Beach with a bevy of butt-naked beauties;
• played catch with a big dumb yellow dog;
• sang the national anthems, "San Francisco" and "If I Should Fall from Grace with God";
• consumed cookies, chocolate cake with American flag frosting, and margaritas seasoned with beer and lime popsicles.

Thank you Becka, John, Sarah, Gina, and Zac. Sorry I didn't get to the other events. Life is good. Tired now.