The final returns are in, and March was slightly less productive than February for...

SPARKY'S GALLERY OF SHAME.

Victims this month: flour, cereal, yogurt (twice), tinfoil, underwear (as seen on head).

Happy to have found: Extinct Machines and other works by the New Jersey artist Anne Percoco. (In the portfolio on the latter website, you have to click on the row of little dots to see more.)

This is part of a single-page gym love comic I just threw together for I Saw You, an anthology of illustrated Craigslist Missed Connections ads. An incomplete edition of this frightening chronicle of our times will debut real soon at APE.